The judge drags little Baby Bear in front of him and asks, "Who do you want to live with? Do you want to live with Mama Bear. Baby bear thinks for a while and says "Nooo, I don't think I want to live with Mama Bear. She beats me." The judge, somewhat agast, then asks, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?" Again, Baby Bear says, "Nooo, I don't want to live with Papa Bear either. He beats me too." The judge, now totally amazed, asks, "Well who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear thinks and thinks and finally says "I want to live with the Chicago Bears! They don't beat anybody!" Da Colts...Da Colts...Bowl of sausage..Colts
8 Comments:
Enough already! Go Colts! :)
8:24 AM
We REALLY need to do that intervention for you that we were talking about, Tyler.
Go Colts!
9:26 PM
We REALLY need to do that intervention for you that we were talking about, Tyler.
Go Colts!
9:26 PM
Go Bears.
Da Bears, Da Bears, Da Bears!
9:23 AM
Hey, my mother-in-law is a true blue Colts fan. Just ask her why.
5:54 PM
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Bears Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Bears fans, too.
Not really knowing what being a Bears fan meant, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, the students' hands flew into the air.
There was, however, one exception. Lucas was not going along with the crowd. The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Bears fan" he said.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm an Indy Colts fan," boasts the little boy.
The teacher asks Lucas why he is an Indy Colts fan. "Well, my dad and mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan, too" he responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Lucas smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Bears fan."
9:02 PM
The judge drags little Baby Bear in front of him and asks, "Who do you want to live with? Do you want to live with Mama Bear. Baby bear thinks for a while and says "Nooo, I don't think I want to live with Mama Bear. She beats me." The judge, somewhat agast, then asks, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?" Again, Baby Bear says, "Nooo, I don't want to live with Papa Bear either. He beats me too." The judge, now totally amazed, asks, "Well who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear thinks and thinks and finally says "I want to live with the Chicago Bears! They don't beat anybody!"
Da Colts...Da Colts...Bowl of sausage..Colts
8:40 PM
Hey, Tyler, It's the 3rd quarter. Do you know where your Bears are?
8:40 PM
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